Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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