Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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