Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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In half.
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At night.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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