Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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