Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."