Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.