Joke #6231

Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Vote:
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Vote:
has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Vote:
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Vote:
has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer