Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.