Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
The six front keys have rotted out.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.