Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.