Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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A: With stick e-tape.
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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