Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"