After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.