Joke #2524

After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
Vote:
has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
Vote:
has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Vote:
has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Vote:
has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Vote:
has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Vote:
has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
Vote:
has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
Vote:
has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport