There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low.
The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?
The ice.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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