There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
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A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’