There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...