Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on.
The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice."
The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?"
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This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
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"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit.
She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
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