Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell.
Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you.
You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table.
Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.
So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell!
Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire.
So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?
The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
Vote:
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.