There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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