There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.