There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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