There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.