There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.