There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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