There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.