There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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