There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.