There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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