If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.