If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.