If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.