If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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