If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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"OUCH!" said the bar.
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