If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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