If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.