If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.