If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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