Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.