Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.