Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.