Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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