Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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