Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.