Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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