Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.