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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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