Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.