Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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