Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.