Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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