Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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