Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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