Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.