Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...