Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Jesus is the son of God.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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