Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.