Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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