Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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