Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.