Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.