Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.