Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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