Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.