Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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At Chuck Norris' place.
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The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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