Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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