Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .