Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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