Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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