Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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