Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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