Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.