The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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