The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.