The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.