The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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