The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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