The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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