Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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