Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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