Joke #5673

Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Vote: has 71.76 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Vote: has 72.63 % from 129 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Vote: has 80.61 % from 119 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris