Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.