Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.