Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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