Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.