Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Vote:
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Vote:
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Vote:
