Joke #10047

Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Vote: has 44.46 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Vote: has 80.16 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Vote: has 44.92 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Vote: has 79.06 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Vote: has 81.30 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris