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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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