Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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