Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.