Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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