Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.