Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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