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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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