Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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