Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.