Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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