Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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