Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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