Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.