Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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