Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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