Joke #5671

Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 69.05 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Vote: has 36.45 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music