Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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