Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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