Joke #4158

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.

Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."