Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"