Joke #4158

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.