Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.