Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.