Joke #4158

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.