A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
