Joke #4210

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.