Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!