Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.