Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.