Joke #4210

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"