How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car.
So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
A guy goes to a house of prostitution.
He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand.
He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her.
He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there.
He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."