How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t, they’re born that way!
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"