How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
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Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"What about the other ear and your hand?"
"I tried to call for an ambulance."
A blonde asks a bypasser:
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!
How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: "Toes go in first."
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.