Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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