Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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