Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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