Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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