In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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