In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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