In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.