In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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