In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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