In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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