In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.