In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Eventually.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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