In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.