In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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