In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.