In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!