Joke #10500

In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Vote:
has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Vote:
has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Vote:
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Vote:
has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote:
has 47.61 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Vote:
has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris