In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.