In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Then he came back for his axe.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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