In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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