Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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