Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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