Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.