Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.