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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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