Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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