Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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