Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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