Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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