Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.