Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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