If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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