If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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