If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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