If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.