If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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