If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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