If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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