If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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