If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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