If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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