There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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