There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.