There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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