Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go.
And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice.
What did you name the other one?"
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.