Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have."
The other to asked how.
She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy".
The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river.
The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns.
The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns.
The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.
The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish.
The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away.
The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn.
The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish.
She panics.
"Crap!"