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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
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Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, "Pull over!" The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
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Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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