Joke #5376

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Vote:
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Vote:
has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
Vote:
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, travel
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Vote:
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
Vote:
has 8.89 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
Vote:
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"
Vote:
has 81.56 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger