I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."