Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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