Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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