Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.