Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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