Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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