Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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