Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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