The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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