The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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