The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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