The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris