The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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