Joke #8133

The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.

Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.

The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.