When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.