When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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