When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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