When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"