When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.