When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.