If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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