If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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