If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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He actually does it.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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