If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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