If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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