If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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