If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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