If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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