Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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