Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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