Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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