Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.