Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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