Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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