Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.