Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.