Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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