Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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