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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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