Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.