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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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