Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.