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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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