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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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