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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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