Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.