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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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