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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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