Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman