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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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