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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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