Joke #509

Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Vote:
has 66.21 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Vote:
has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Vote:
has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Vote:
has 84.36 % from 750 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Vote:
has 58.27 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris