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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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