Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.