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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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