Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Vote:
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Vote:
Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Vote:
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Vote: