Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.