Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.