Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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