Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.