Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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