Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.