Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Vote:
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
Vote:
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Vote:
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Vote:
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Vote:
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Vote: