Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.