Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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