Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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