If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.