If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.