If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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