If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".