If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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