If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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