If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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