If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.