If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.