The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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