The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.