The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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