The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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