The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.