The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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