Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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