Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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