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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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