Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.