Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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