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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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