Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can watch music.