Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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