Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Just never his own.
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No one's his friend.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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