Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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