Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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