Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.