Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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