Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.