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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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