Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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He can also set fire on water.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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