Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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