Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.