Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.