Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.