Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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