What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Blonde Logic
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
What a year!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?