What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."
He asks "What do you mean?"
So she showed him what she meant.
She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?"
She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?"
Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,
"The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."