What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".