What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope it's not mine.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: "Toes go in first."
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted, without prior experience or lessons.
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager, runs out to unplug the horse.
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