A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her. By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?" The fireman says, "No!" The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."