Joke #4533

Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.

"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.

Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.

‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield

Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.