Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.