Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.