Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!