My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?"
The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, its mine.
8. If I saw it first, its mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, its yours.