Joke #4615

Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
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How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down
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One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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