A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.
The salesman replies, "Try the other side."
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?"
The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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A blonde's car breaks down.
A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car.
The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it