What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo.
Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny.
Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!
Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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