What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
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What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"