What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
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A: Fiddler on the hoof.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators.
So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge.
All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in..."
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.