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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff. A magical bird flies to them and tells them that each one of them can jump off the cliff and wish to be one thing to fly away on. They will become that thing and can escape from their arduous situation. The redhead goes first. She jumps and says "eagle!". She turns into an eagle and flies away. The brunette jumps off and says,"hawk!" she turns into a hawk and flies away. The blonde takes a running start, trips on a rock as she nears the edge. "Oh crap!" she yells.
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Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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