What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.
One day a woman knocked at his door.
“Is that your big dog outside?”
Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?”
She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!”
“What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”
“A Peke” Replied the woman.
“A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?”
“I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash.
"Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused.
"Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..."
"I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!"
"And what am I?" asked the skunk.
"Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..."
"Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Vote:
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Vote: