Three tortoises, Tinku, Teku and Toku, went into a restaurant. Each of them ordered a large ice cream sundae. They were waiting for their order when they noticed that it was pouring with rain outside. "We are going to need our umbrellas," said Toku. Tinku agreed. They both decided that Teku should run home to get the umbrellas, but he didn't want to go in case they ate his ice-cream while he was away. But Toku and Tinku promised that they would do nothing of the kind, so Teku set off. One week went by and Teku did not return. Two weeks went by and still he did not appear. Halfway through the third week, Tinku turned to Toku and said, "Come on, let's eat his ice cream." "Okay, let's," said Toku. Just then Teku's voice piped up from under the next table, "If you do, I won't go for that umbrella!"
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!