This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!" The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.