Joke #4877

A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
Vote:
has 83.31 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde. "You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day," the manager said. "What's the problem?" "I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!"
Vote:
has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Vote:
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
Vote:
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Vote:
has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
Vote:
has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Vote:
has 80.72 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: blonde